The Reading Program is a pamphlit that shows kids stories written by artists, comics created by comic book creators and mazes created by challengers. Shannon always goes to Burger Barn for the Reading Program for the mazes and Duncan keeps on telling him that the mazes are the same but Shannon ignores him and replies either "Just give me the one you got" or "Somebody's gotta do em'".\


  • Persnickity Grand - Horrified Creatures of the Deep, Horrified Happenings Series; a parody of Daniel Handler (who goes by the penname, Lemoney Snicket); one of his stories is a parody of Snicket's stories; A Series of Unfortunate Events.
  • Kelly Shelly - penname of Suzanna Hannigan; granddaughter of a company manager named Joseph.